238 Instagram Captions

We have put together a collection of the best captions you can use on you next Instagram post. Thinking of a caption can be very hard, so hopefully you find some good captions in this list.

Instagram captions are a great way to describe your Instagram photo, ask questions, add a quote or leave blank. Feel free to copy and paste these captions for your Instagram post.

Captions for friends

I never let my friends do stupid things…alone!
Choose people who lift you up.
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
Friends are the siblings God never gave us.
Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures.
Wherever we are, it is our friends that make our world.
It’s a beautiful thing to love others just as they are.
The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.  
A friendship that can end never really began.
A true friend is not angry when you insult. Instead they think of more insulting words to you.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship.
Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
Friends are the family you choose.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
There’s not a word yet for old friends who’ve just met.
A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
A man's growth is seen in the successive choirs of his friends.
Some friendships are so strong they can even transcend lifetimes.
There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family.
No friendship is an accident.
A good friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have.
Friends are the people who make you smile brighter, laugh louder and live better.
I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.
Good friends don't let you do stupid things ... alone.
Friends make the world beautiful.
Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.
You are the sister I got to choose.
I hit the BFF jackpot for sure.
Girls can survive without a boyfriend, but they can't survive without a best friend.
Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they're always there.

Funny Captions

Life is too short to learn German.
Why do they put pizza in a square box?
Do crabs think we walk sideways?
Don’t be humble, you’re not that great.
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
Why is the slowest traffic of the day called ‘rush hour’?
Do not read the next sentence. You little rebel, I like you.
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.

Selfie Captions

Oh hey there.
Oh hi mark.
I can show you the world.
A selfie a day keeps the doctor away.
Mentally at the beach.
Life happens, coffee helps.
Crazy hair, don’t care.
But first, let me take a selfie.
Don’t dream of it. Train for it.
All I really need is a passport.
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.
If you were looking for a sign, here it is.
Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean you should stop dreaming.
Self-love is the best love.
Life is like photography, we develop from negatives.
Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.
Keep your heels, head, and standards high.
Make them stop and stare.
Life is better when you’re laughing.
It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.
As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.
Smile big, laugh often.
Cinderella never asked for a prince.
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.
Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
Warning– you might fall in love with me.
Confidence level = selfie with no filter.
I woke up like this.
Fresh out of the shower, no makeup on.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
When you take a selfie so good, you can’t believe it’s you.
If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
Sending my selfie to NASA, because I'm a star.

Couple Captions

We are most alive when we're in love.
True love stories never have endings.
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
A loving heart is the truest wisdom.
Love alone can rekindle life.
Love is a game that two can play and both can win.
Souls tend to go back to who feels like home.
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life. That word is love.
Forgiveness is the oil of all relationships.
Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary.
We cannot be sensitive to pleasure without being more sensitive to pain.
Don't try to be something to everyone. Be everything to someone.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.  
Having someone wonder where you are when you don't come home at night is a very old human need.  
Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
We may have started as individuals, but now we are as one.

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